Clean Christian comedian and clean corporate comedian providing clean Christian comedy and clean corporate entertainment for your clean corporate event. A Christian stand up comedian with clean comedy entertainment and clean corporate entertainment for your corporate meeting, church, party, banquet, trade show, fundraiser, or special event.

 

PATRICK HANIFIN...CLEAN CORPORATE COMEDIAN

Call today (714) 469-8620
For CHURCH AND TEMPLE REFERENCES visit www.SqueakyCleanComedy.com

 

PARTIAL CLIENT LIST

AA Annual Conventions
ACEBSA All City Employees Benefit Service Association
Acuity Consulting
Affinage Salon Professional, Inc.
AHMA-PSW
American Family Housing
The Angel's Depot
ARG Agenthr Recruiting Group
Aseptic Solutions USA
Associated Financial Professionals - AFP So. Cal.
Associated Students San Diego State University
Bahia Corin thian Yacht Club
Baptist Memorial Hospital (Memphis, TN)
Beaver Medical Group
BiCoastal Productions (NY)
BMW
Boeing
Braille Institute
Burning Hills Amphitheater, Medora, ND
Burn Institute Imperial Valley
CalCPA California Society of Certified Pubic Accountants
California Credit Union League
California State University, San Bernardino
Capella Technologies
The Chicago Club
Ciao Bella
City of Big Bear Lake
City of Hope
City of San Bernadino
Collateral Liquidators
College Planning Relief
Combined Council of America's Credit Unions
Commerce Velocity
Costa Mesa Police Department
County of San Bernardino
Crown Princ
Cruisin' Reunion
Delancy Street Foundation
Delcitte
Del Webb Solera
Desert Island Golf and Country Club, Rancho Mirage, CA
Disneyland Employees
Document Processing Solutions
Electric League of the Pacific Northwest
Energy Battery Group, EBG
Exclusive Deals
Eyefinity
The Founders Club
Gary Puckett in Concert
Geraci Law Firm
Golden State Travelors
Grand National Rally (FL)
Green Dot Awards
Hallett, McCormick, Emerick, Barba & Wells
Happy Holidays
Herzog Wineries
Holland America Cruise Line
Illinois Club
Inland Inspections
International Design Award
International Hair Cosmetics, Inc.
Interop Technologies
Inyo Associates of Unyo County
Irvine Valley College Faculty
JDRF Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation
Jonathan Club
Junior Blind of America
Kaiser Federal Bank
Kansas City International Auto Auction
Laguna Woods Village
Kids Korps USA
Kiewit Corporation
L.A. Cada
LADCCT Ceramic Convention
Laerdal
Lake Arrowhead Village
Lakes at South Coast
Leprino Foods
Livingston VW
Loma Linda University Faculty Medical Group
Loma Linda University Faculty Physicians & Surgeons
Loma Linda University School of Medicine
Lone Pine Chamber of Commerce
Long Beach Memorial Hospital
Loyola Marymount University
Marina Del Rey Yacht Club
Marshalls
Matherly Mechanical Contractors
McLane Company
Medora North Dakota Musical Festival
Metropolitan State Hospital
MiraCosta College
Mission Bay Yacht Club, MBYC
Modern Diagnostics Medical Services
MonaVie
MSHA (WA)
Muscular Dystrophy
MWC Business Sustems
NAMI
National Carriage Travel Club
National Council of University Research Administrators (NCURA)
National Institute of Governmental Purchasing
National Technical Investigators' Association (NATIA)
National Transit Institute (NTI)
National Travel Club
NCSV
Newcomers' Club of Saddleback Valley (NCSV)
Newport Beach Yacht Club
NTMA Training Centers
Orange County Rescue Mission
Pacific Life
Parasson Corporation
Pediatric Children's Research Foundation
Peninsula Heritage Faculty (Rolling Hills Estates)
Phoenix House
Pismo Coast AOR
Pitney Bowes
PIWC - Professionals in Workers' Compensation
PIWC - Professionals in Workers' Compensation Mid Valley
PPM Preferred Property Maintenance
Premiere Media Group
ProChain Solutions
Queen Mary, Long Beach, CA
Rancho Damacitas Children & Family Services
Rescue Mission Alliance
Riviera Healthcare
RMI Management, LLC
Route 66 Crusin' Reunion
RPEA (Retired Public Employee's Association)
Rutgers (State University - NJ)
RVJ Robert V. Jensen, Inc.
Saddleback College Faculty
Salvation Army
San Bernardino Community College District
San Diego Fire Fighters
San Diego State University (SDSU)
Santa Paula High School
Sapphire Events
SCE
SCMFO (San Clemente Military Family Outreach)
SDSHP (San Diego Society of Health Systems)
Seamark Asset Management
Sedgwick CMS
Senior Camp - KROC Center Theatre
Shadowridge Country Club
Shape-up Fitness Center
SHARP Community Medical Group
Slakey Brothers
So. CA Metal Working Trades
Soka University
Southern California Association for Financial Professionals
South Orange County Community College District
Southwest Parking & Transportation Association, SWPTA
So. Youth Correctional Reception Center
Spring Valley Lake Country Club
State Farm
Summit Financial Group
Sutter County Sheriff's Department
SWPA Southwest Parking Association
Taco Bell
Taurus Power & Controls, Inc.
TLARGI (The Los Angeles Rubber Group, Inc.)
Tom Bradley Scholarship Fundraiser
Trinity Broadcasting Network
Twenty-nine Palms RV Resort
United Central Bank
United Cerebral Palsy
United Healthcare Children's Foundation
United States Army
United States Navy
University of San Diego
USO
Veteran's Home of California (West Los Angeles)
Veteran's Hospital
Victor Valley Rescue Mission
Vista Community Clinics
Wacker, Spiller, Coffin
Washington State Obstetrical Association
West Coast Chili
Westminster Village, Scottsdale, AZ
Yama Seiki USA
YMCA
Zumiez

 

TESTIMONIALS

Patrick - I just wanted to express my extreme pleasure with your performance at our recent conference in Las Vegas. After a long first day filled with detailed learning, opportunities, and professional insight, it was the perfect ending to the day for our attendees, many of whom were bordering on mental overload. On Friday, we had the opportunity to meet with our executive committee who provided us with their feedback on our conference; without exception, your performance was a highlight!

- D. Andrew Hickman, CoFounder - CPR-CollegePlanningRelief and Summitt Financial Group, Inc., Loveland, OH

Patrick was wonderful! He showed up to the event early, introduced himself to us and then mingled with our guests. His comedy routine was hilarious, innovative and wholesome. It was fun to see him interact with the audience which brought another level of funny! Patrick talked a bit about the veteran organization we held the event in conjunction with and it was heartfelt to see him talk about our veterans and how he and we can help. I would hire Patrick again in a New York minute and will most definitely recommend him to others. Thanks Patrick!

Arlene Villapadierna, Weston Solutions, Inc.,
West Chester, PA 

Dear Mr. Hanifin, I want you to know that your performance at our convention in Ventura is still creating smiles and laughter. That Saturday evening, I laughed as hard and long as I can remembering doing for years! My cheeks hurt, and tears ran down my face throughout most of the show.

After the show that night, and for days after the convention was over, I was getting comments and e-mails from women (and the pastors!) about how much they had enjoyed your preesntation. Not only were they all still chuckling over some of the "bits," but they were very impressed by how completely clean you kept everything.

Thank you for giving us all that we asked for - hilariously funny and truly squeaky clean material and the joy of great fellowship - an evening we will not soon forget.

I would be happy to offer recommendations for your comedy to anyone who asks.

Joyfully in Christ, Linda K. Koch, LWML (Lutheran Women's Missionary League) Pacific Southwest District, District President (2008-2012) 

In the Proverbs, King Solomon said, "A merry heart doeth good like a medicine...". You made our hearts exceedingly merry with your highly entertaining and squeaky clean comedy performance when you were with us. After the program, we heard numerous comments from the audience, including such things as:

"I can't remember the last time I had such a good belly laugh."
"I laughed till I cried."
"My jaws are tired from laughing so much."

Not only are you a wonderfully funny comedian, you exhibited complete poise and every aspect of your show was done with out-and-out professionalism. It is obvious that you are adept at dealing with unforeseen circumstances. Even though we had some problems with our sound and lighting, you didn't let it bother you but just went on with the show, keeping us laughing all the way through.

May God bless you bountifully as you continue to use your talents to entertain in a wholesome manner.

Ron Butler, Mainstream Pastor, Canyon Lake Community Church

Amazing!!!!!!!!! Our group is faith based so we wanted clean, but we never expected someone to be sooooooooooooo funny!! Patrick is so quiet when you meet him and when he gets on the stage he is not only a phenomenal comedian, he was a excellant MC. We still cannot believe our good fortune in finding funny, clean, creative, and affordable. We thank you Patrick for a evening to remember!!! Giving Hope to the Homeless!!!

- Gail Monestere, American Family Housing's 25th Anniversary Fundraiser

Weve heard nothing but great things about your presentation yesterday. The South Orange County Community College District holds a staff development day for the classified employees of our 3 campuses every year. Its a challenge to put something together that all the employees like. In the past our guest speakers have usually focused on some team building aspect or self improvement type of presentation. Usually not very inspiring. When I was tasked to find a speaker I wanted to make sure that I would not get complaints. Everyone enjoyed your comedy presentation it was funny, relaxing, uplifting and just a time of real enjoyment. You set the tone for the rest of the day. Everyone went home asking for the same thing next year! Thank you again and I wish you the best.

- Hedy Renfro, Irvine Valley College,
Irvine, CA,

The show was fabulous! The jokes, stories, interaction with the group, you really made it about us! We had sooo many compliments and people coming to tell us how they enjoyed your performance, and how nice it was to have comedy from a comedian that didn't have foul language thru the show. Needless to say you were great! I wish you nothing but continued success with your comedy routine. Thank you again!

-Cheryl V, IADCCT Convention, Riviera Hotel, Las Vegas, NV



Patrick was not only funny but very professional. We stayed in contact all the way up to the show. I have had some bad experiences in the past hiring comedians but I was beyond pleased with Patrick's overall show! Our paying guests were at the point of tears with most of his jokes. It's very hard to find a funny "clean comedian" these days but look no further. You sure kept our concert series going with ease! Hire this man and you will have no worries! Thanks again...!

-Ray W, Ciao Bella Summer Concert Series, Riverside, CA


Patrick was absolutely amazing. I dont think Ive ever laughed so hard, he is extremely funny, and worth way more than he charges. My guests just raved about him, and thanks to Patrick Im known as throwing the best parties. I cant wait to hire him to come back again!

-Krystal D, Birthday Party,
Lancaster, CA



Very funny and great guy. It has been along time since I got cheek cramps from laughing so hard!!

-Rick C, Graduation Party,
Commerce, CA

     
     
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Clean Christian comedian and clean corporate comedian providing clean Christian comedy and clean corporate entertainment for clean your corporate event. A Christian stand up comedian with clean comedy entertainment and clean corporate entertainment for your corporate meeting, church, party, banquet, trade show, fundraiser, or special event.